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September 18, 2007

Having not had my usual internet access lately, my computer time has been too limited for me to do justice to the most recent work tales [though I have had no shortage of snippets to be mentally filed away in my to-write-about storage space].
But this is a tale about a tail that was passed along my another children’s literature fan–and I do hope you agree with me that it is well worth the re-telling . . .
The father was on duty for the morning, taking his 4-year-old to preschool. He noticed the boy’s attire and decided to make some clothing-related smalltalk. “You know, son, I like that Tigger t-shirt you have on today. Do you think you can jump as high as Tigger can?”
The boy looked at his dad and, after a moment of thoughtful quiet said “No, daddy–I don’t think my penis is long enough.”

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